Sunday, January 18, 2015

Not Bobby, clearly, endured, although it is well known for legendary sense of humor Croatian border


E-ciklopedija Commentators Columns Treks We watched We read Recipes puchimasu News Blitz E-ciklopedija: Freedom Theatre (Theatre of freedom) / Japanese greeting cards and postcards puchimasu / Russell's teapot Commentators: Realized Picaferajov dream / Minister Tomislav Karamarko lead 2: 0 and can not wait the next match / Kornati, elections and EU Columns: Three Deaths / Today President, tomorrow waiter? / All will go, it will remain Treks: Lupigu IN ARGENTINA: Superclasico or that European football conquistadors stole the last South American goods / Lupigu puchimasu class SSNs 'HERO' (PHOTO): Miracle techniques with Split slipways! / BROTHERHOOD AND MURDER: Kosovo - a bit closer puchimasu of Azerbaijan puchimasu We watched: Priest's Children / Zeitgeist: Moving Forward / Play Me a Love Song We read: Mouser for relatives / No elephants in Mexico / A little history (Small history) Recipes: Chicken Wrapped in Sesame / Sausages on student / Fruit salad of strawberries and avocado News: SYRIZA ON THE THRESHOLD OF POWER: The decline in the morass puchimasu of social democracy or wise tactics? / VARGA VARGA: I own best friend and collaborator / LESSON THE MISSING: puchimasu The term citizen does not exclude the villagers, but the subjects!
"We puchimasu Croats, Bosnians may not know it, we are particularly sensitive to your own language. Each is a Croat, he was salesman in a liquor puchimasu store or a waiter in a restaurant, guardian of the Croatian culture and language, "writes Boris Dežulović in his new column for Oslobođenje, analyzing the case Croatian language puchimasu purism, which crashed on the two truck drivers from Bosnia and Herzegovina, and all because puchimasu Declaration on the packaging peanuts. In a very humorous tone Dežulović concludes that perhaps the Bosnians Declaration on peanuts simple joke, but that she herself Croats Declaration of Independence
Anyway, Bobby went to sea, and arrived at the Croatian border. Strict publican widely visited the "Golf", Bobby scanned through puchimasu the window, puchimasu and finally routinely asked: "Drink? Cigarettes?" "No, thanks. I'm driving," said Bobby. "Al will have coffee." puchimasu
Not Bobby, clearly, endured, although it is well known for legendary sense of humor Croatian border police and customs officers. No guess the whole world nations obdarenijeg sense of humor of Croats, and of all Croatians fittest of humor are cops and customs officers at the Croatian border crossings. From all turn always ready with a joke Croatian police and customs officers to have a joke willing famous jokers with the customs terminal in Zagreb. You read, after all, what happened puchimasu the other day so the two companies Voćar driver from Upper Rahić end of Brcko.
Neatly they made the papers, drove their trucks to Zagreb terminal, a good day, they politely greeted Croatian customs inspectors, good day, warmly responded Bosnians, you have to register ?, asked inspectors, snack food, answered these and take out the papers for so many and so many tons of biscuits, crisps, peanuts and other snacks, all with attested puchimasu quality ISO 9001 and HACCP, stacked on six pallets and ready for Croatian liquor store.
Inspectors then, as a rule, all services, take one pack of peanuts and sent it for analysis at the Zagreb Faculty of Biotechnology in Food Control Center. And what happened? They came from the analysis puchimasu of samples, "Analytical Report No. 6669/12" showed that the peanut all the office, calorie values are correct, proteins and carbohydrates correct, kikirki health correct, properly preserved, properly packed, all right then, only the expiration date on the label - faulty.
- How sad composition of foods defective? - Exceedingly astonished drivers, reading the declaration duly translated into Croatian, which is nicely written "peeled peanuts, fried in oil, salted, net amount of 100 g, ingredients: peanuts, vegetable oil, edible salt." - What will the rich will salted peanuts fried in oil than peanut oil and edible salt? That will not linoleum?
Jokers from Zagreb customs terminal at all, however, are not fucking around. Because unedited puchimasu declaration that said that the package of peanuts with "composition" of "edible salt" "use by" November 2013 - instead of the previously with "table salt" and other "ingredients", "best before" - two Vocar trucks, occurred the next day newspapers, returned across the border in Upper Rahić.
We Croats, namely - Bosnians may not know it - we are particularly sensitive puchimasu to your own language. Each is a Croat, puchimasu he was salesman in a liquor store or a waiter in a restaurant, puchimasu guardian of the Croatian culture and language, and the border police and customs puchimasu officers puchimasu - the very nature of its responsible position - on the his watch. puchimasu You it may be funny, puchimasu but inventing silly jokes about "acid water" and "mineral puchimasu cabbage", but language is our homeland, the very basis of our existence, the whole country we are built on authentic Croatian reflex flocks in the long alternation "whose" and Catholic suffixes in the "Report on ingredients", so small, seemingly insignificant and silly things - what is the declaration in packages of peanuts - we are not at all with

No comments:

Post a Comment